Long sentence to Shortz

I have decided that Will Shortz, the alleged editor of the NY Times puzzles, is a terrorist who revels in torture.

 Having done his puzzles, I am stuck on Mondays. Monday puzzles are easier than puzzles presented on Tuesdays and they get more difficult as the week goes on. I don’t get past Monday. I don’t even look at Sunday puzzles.

Torture is in the eye of the beholder and in my eye, Shortz belongs in Guantanomo, only to be taken in the dead of night to a dismal place in Texas or somewhere equally terrible. Try to place rendition in a crossword, as in a six-letter word that means deserves rendition __ Shortz.

My sister does the puzzles in pen. Or so she says. I am at the point where I intend to request evidence. No one can do these puzzles. No one. I am miserable.