John of Olive?

Jon Stewart has a lot of nerve. He addicts people to the Daily Show then he bolts. What gall! How dare he?

 In his place will be that Brit pistolero, John of Olive. How dare they?

I don’t think I can get through the next several months without some meds. Jon S. makes the daily news palatable, if not understandable. And then there is the proper skewering. He is a master.

I will cope with John of Olive as a sub, but I will treat him as we do all subs, with spitballs and indelicate yammering from the back of the room. Does this guy even have his green card? Wot! an illegal limey on the telly for the next several fortnights! Oh dear, as John of Olive is fond of saying.

Well OK, good luck to one and all. To Brave Jon for venturing out beyond the land of comfort to slay a new dragon and to Brave John, one of the huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Please pay your taxes. The country needs the dough.